When naming a house, there are many issues to bear in mind. Will it be corny? Will it make sense? Will it be a sign of pride for future generations?

Clearly none of these things were taken into account for a pretty seaside bungalow I saw in the south west recently. Its name caused me to do a double take of the Carry On film variety.

Cockrock

Seriously. In swirly writing. On a rock.

Beat that.